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A newly-updated version of The True Patch Gold Edition, including all of its
most recent Hotfixes already bundled in, is now available for direct download
from our private tessmage.com server. And as always, full technical support
is available to all TPG users... via our adults-only Forums.

You can find more information here: OFFICIAL TRUE PATCH SUPPORT

You can download the True Patch Gold Edition from our DOWNLOADS page.

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