May 01, 2013
Tessera's "VTMB Mega-Mod" is no longer available to the public...
due to a
blatant and ongoing incident of theft. A full explanation of Tessera's decision
to permanently withdraw the VTMB Mega-Mod can be found
Screenshot Of The Month
ABOVE: Tessera's latest upgrade for VTMB Mega-Mod users. This sexy new
version of the
female Malkavian employs greatly improved textures... including fully-functional
and normal (bump) mapping. More details can be found on our Forums (members
UPDATE: THE VTMB MEGA-MOD IS NO LONGER BEING OFFERED
TO THE PUBLIC.
Tired Of The Pre-Paid "Payola" Reviews That You See On Every Single
Gaming Site..? Then Here Are Tessera's Latest "Short And Sweet" Game Reviews:
- Dragon Age 2: it's an obvious rush
job... an attempt to cash in quick on a franchise that
was pretty weak to begin with. Avoid this game... it's just more formulaic
was obviously designed to suck in the fanboys and steal their money. Pure
- TES: Skyrim: nearly un-playable on a
PC, this crappy console-to-PC port doesn't even
look as good as its predecessor Oblivion did SIX YEARS AGO. The engine is
as the one used for Fallout 3... which means that it's ugly and wonky as
hell. Total crap,
that only the most rabid fanboys could possibly love. Everyone else should
or else try to get yourself a free copy from TPB if you are THAT determined to play
- Civilization 5: is without a doubt
the weakest entry into the Civilization franchise.
Gameplay is tedious and repetitive. Diplomacy is downright worthless. Your
regularly behave like psychotics, thanks to the sloppily written AI.
It's graphics engine
crashes constantly, even after being patched. TIP: turn
anti-aliasing before you
launch this buggy and irresponsibly produced game. It's
way to keep it from
glitching out. Why people pay money for garbage like
this I will
Especially when The Pirate Bay (TPB) exists... know what I
mean..? I thought so.
- World Of Warcraft: what started out
as a fairly decent MMO in 2004 has since devolved
into a horribly cheap and vapid game for babies. Ever since ActiVision took
everything has been going straight into the shitter. The most recent
expansion for WoW
has totally undermined everything that was decent about that game...
leaving us with
nothing but weak content, a ruined game world, and a bunch of overpowered
WoW's dominant community of "gimmee! gimmee! gimmee! now! now! now!"
The good news is that there are plenty of PRIVATE WoW servers out there, and
of them have removed a lot of the later kiddie-kontent and restored WoW to
less childish incarnation. So if you wanna play WoW these days, then my
advice is to
look around for a good
emulated server... and stop giving Blizzard your
- Age Of Conan: I had high hopes for
this game, back when it was still in its beta phase.
But after its release, Funcom decided to sabotage any attempts at fan-made
in turn, angered the community so severely that a huge number of AoC's
quit the game altogether and canceled their subs. Funcom is so desperate to
overly-censored bore-fest afloat, that they've been offering people free
for the past two years. Do yourselves a favor... and just tell Funcom to
go blow goats.
Best way to describe AoC: it's like playing WoW, with tits. Don't waste your
- Vampire -- The Masquerade: Bloodlines:
still one of my top five favorite PC-RPG's
of all time... and for very good reason: it's a mature game, designed for
and imaginative players. Although released in a hopelessly buggy state, the
of the True Patch Gold Edition has eliminated all of those problems once and
and without making any arbitrary and unnecessary changes to the quests, the
or the gameplay mechanics. And if you also install my adults-only VTMB
then the entertainment and replay-ability factors rise even higher. VTMB is
very high on my list of recommended RPG's. Once it has been properly patched
the True Patch Gold Edition, it's a real gem of a game and guaranteed to
about everyone whose IQ is bigger than their shoe size. For mature
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