Trump's Supporters EXPLAINED

[Tessera]

Attacking Taylor Swift


So lately, the MAGA monkeys have taken to launching attacks against pop star Taylor Swift. Now, I'm an old dude, so I'll admit that I don't know much about Ms. Swift. So I decided to investigate.

As it turns out, she's actually a talented singer, she's gorgeous, and she seems to be left-of-center politically. She's also encouraging all of her fans to get registered and vote next year. All good stuff.

Well then, OF COURSE the MAGA zombies are attacking her. If every single young person votes next year, Trump and the rest of the MAGA clowns are guaranteed to be annihilated in the election.

I saw a clip from some podcast, where three or four MAGA dipshits were saying that Taylor Swift is "ugly," and "she looks like a teenage boy." So I investigated further, to see if those assertions had any merit...






Whoa...

Okay folks... if that's a teenage boy, then I'm about to turn gay. Because I'm seeing a major babe in those photos.

As always, the MAGA incels are pathetically transparent and totally full of shit. That chick is a knockout. I hope she inspires her fans to get out and vote by the millions next year. 

[Blankspace]

I saw a clip from some podcast, where three or four MAGA dipshits were saying that Taylor Swift is "ugly," and "she looks like a teenage boy." So I investigated further, to see if those assertions had any merit...

As always, the MAGA incels are pathetically transparent and totally full of shit. That chick is a knockout. I hope she inspires her fans to get out and vote by the millions next year. 

A lot of internet "podcasts" tend to be full of bullshit and incels can go fuck themselves.

[Tessera]

Hey look... it's Kimberly Guilfoyle!





LMAO

[Will Never]

Hey look... it's Kimberly Guilfoyle!





LMAO

LOL -- she's a dead ringer.

[Tessera]

LOL -- she's a dead ringer.

Extra points if you can identify the woman in that photo. 

[Cylnar]

A little bit of internet research indicates the woman is one Maila Nurmi, playing a character known as "Vampira", a predecessor to horror hostesses such as Elvira.

[Tessera]

A little bit of internet research indicates the woman is one Maila Nurmi, playing a character known as "Vampira", a predecessor to horror hostesses such as Elvira.

Give that man a cigar. It is in fact Vampira (Maila Nurmi). 

As I recall, she tried to sue Elvira (Cassandra Petersen) back in the 80's or the 90's, but I don't think she won that lawsuit.

[Tessera]

The MAGA Diaper Cult

I know the title of this thread is "Trump Supporters Explained," but after seeing this photo, I'm not sure I can explain these people anymore...




Somebody help me out here... what the fuck am I looking at..?

 

[Blankspace]

The MAGA Diaper Cult

I know the title of this thread is "Trump Supporters Explained," but after seeing this photo, I'm not sure I can explain these people anymore...




Somebody help me out here... what the fuck am I looking at..?

 

I have no fucking clue, at this point I'm waiting for them to break out the Cyanide Flavor Aid.

[Tessera]

5 years from now, I guarantee that ALL of the MAGA cultists will deny that they ever supported Trump. Watch it happen.

[Blankspace]

5 years from now, I guarantee that ALL of the MAGA cultists will deny that they ever supported Trump. Watch it happen.

Yea, because a lot of them are opportunists.

[Drazgar]

"Trump is certainly not the first candidate to seek large checks from moneyed interests. Advisers say that Trump regularly makes the same policy promises on the campaign trail that he does behind closed doors with wealthy donors, and evidence has not emerged that Trump has directly linked a specific policy outcome to a specific donation.

Oftentimes, his comments at the events are about foreign policy and topics he discusses at rallies, such as inflation and immigration.

For example, at one event, he suggested that he would have bombed Moscow and Beijing if Russia invaded Ukraine or China invaded Taiwan, surprising some of the donors."

I must admit, Donny's been saying lots of dangerous things lately. Is he that desperate?

[Tessera]

I must admit, Donny's been saying lots of dangerous things lately. Is he that desperate?

Yes. He's looking at not only prison time, but something even worse... for a malignant narcissist, that is: being publicly exposed as a weak, stupid, phony loser.

[Tessera]

Can somebody help me out here..?





What the fuck am I looking at..? 

[Blankspace]

Can somebody help me out here..?





What the fuck am I looking at..? 

The effects of long term internet and social media group think on people.

[Tessera]

But I am seeing this, right? Two middle-aged, lily-white cultists... wearing "Blacks For Trump" t-shirts..?

So then, Trump can't get any actual black people to support him, so now he's substituting crazy white rednecks?

[Cylnar]

Maybe they were born blind and were raised to think they were black?

They were certainly born stupid...

[Tessera]

And how about this...




I think that says it all right there.