A permanent contingency plan

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We, as humans, as gamers, and as self-diagnosed sanity challenged individuals, need a contingency plan. For those who have never heard of a contingency plan: Google it, it takes literally 5 seconds! My personal favourite involves a swimming pool, lemon juice, several thousand razor blades, a car battery, and Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or another terrible artist, song covers by Jar-Jar Binks. Problem is, this is difficult to gather all in one place, and illegal in most circumstances. What is your contingency plan?